tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-257478892024-03-07T07:01:13.440+11:00The QBrand QBlogThe QBrand QBlog presents regular comments from Dr Stephen Downes of QBrand Consulting in Melbourne, Australia. Interests include marketing, market research, brands and brand management, and the marketing-law interface, especially brand imitation.Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-58383287747044939762015-01-24T12:27:00.001+11:002015-01-24T12:30:13.817+11:00Wanted: Entire profession seeks incontinence strategist<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I saw this ad on employment website <a href="http://www.seek.com.au/" target="_blank">Seek</a> this morning, under the job title "Content Strategist". I think they'd do better hiring an "<b><i>Incontinence</i></b> Strategist", because this is among the worst </span>examples of uncontrolled business-related verbal diarrhoea I've seen.<br />
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The writing is absolutely awful, using nothing but weasel words, obscuring meaning and using terminology in ways it shouldn't be used. Not to mention the grammatical errors.<br />
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<span lang="EN-US">But perhaps the most disturbing thing for me is that I have worked with clients who think it's acceptable - in fact, preferable and laudable - to talk and write in exactly this way. </span>Seriously, is it any wonder the rest of the world thinks marketers are complete wankers when they produce crap like this?<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">As I've <a href="http://qbrand.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/trouble-with-content-marketing-by.html" target="_blank">noted here before</a>, I also have serious objections to the use of the words "content" and "strategy" in the same department / document / context, let alone the same sentence or job title. </span><span style="font-family: inherit;">Content is not, and can never be, strategy; </span>no-one ever says "Our strategy is to create content." <span style="font-family: inherit;">However you define it (and I've seen some ridiculous definitions over the last few years), content is always a </span><b style="font-family: inherit;"><i>response</i></b><span style="font-family: inherit;"> to strategy. Content is tactical, planned and created to communicate and support a chosen strategic positioning.</span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: inherit;">If recruitment consultants wrote an ad
like this for my company, I would sack them straight away. But then I very much doubt I'd ever have chosen a recruiter who writes ads like this.</span></span><!--EndFragment-->
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Worse still, if a Head of Marketing wrote or approved a position description like this for a role in my organisation, I'd sack him or her too. Then again, I wouldn't have employed a Head of Marketing who writes - or thinks - this way in the first place.</span></span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-25702501771383767832015-01-23T13:47:00.000+11:002015-01-23T13:52:03.407+11:00Why Nespresso's marketing leaves a bad taste<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I confess. I have a Nespresso machine and I quite like the coffee it makes. But I'm no fan of the Nespresso marketing system, especially in Australia, and I think <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">Nestl</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">é</span><!--EndFragment--> has got it very wrong. Let me explain...</span><br />
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I like to drink decent coffee, but for a long time I lived in a house where I was the only coffee drinker. I've had variable and mostly poor experiences over the years with several home-type loose grind espresso machines; too much or too little coffee, packed too tight or too loose, portafilter leaking, etc. I tried most of the alternatives - drip filters, French presses and moka pots - but found them time-consuming and messy.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">So I was an early and eager adopter of the domestic Nespresso machine, having seen and used the hospitality and catering version of Nespresso in hotels and conference centres for some time. But, given the reality of the product and developments in the market, the sheer pomposity and irrelevance of Nespresso's advertising, merchandising and retailing is astounding.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">In the home or small office, the main benefit coffee capsule users are seeking is a reasonable cup of coffee, quickly, easily with minimal mess at an acceptable cost, so Nespresso's key competitors are:</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: inherit;">home espresso machines which produce higher quality coffee (using fresher coffee) as long as the consumer can drive the machine optimally, but are messier and less convenient, requiring more maintenance and clean-up</span></li>
<li>mid-range outsourced take-away coffee, which is costlier, less convenient and time-consuming, but probably of similar quality</li>
<li>plunger or filter coffee, which is messier, more preparation and clean-up time, not very practical or cost-effective for single serves</li>
<li>"premium" instant coffee (a contradiction in terms).</li>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Yet, instead of focusing its positioning and promotion on cost and convenience, <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">Nestl</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">é</span> continues to go on about its "grand crus" and coffee accessories ("Les Collections") and offers a far-too-complex product matrix (see the picture below), with frequently cringeworthy descript<span style="font-family: inherit;">ions: </span></span><span style="background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><i>Its powerful personality reveals intense roasted notes together with hints of bitter cocoa powder and toasted cereals that express themselves in a silky and velvety texture.</i></span></span><br />
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Of course, this is patently ridiculous. No matter how remarkable or distinctive the coffee is when picked and roasted, <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">Nestl</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">é</span> then grinds the beans in industrial quantities in Switzerland and packs it on a huge production line into pods that spend months and perhaps even years in storage, shipping, distribution and retail before the consumer finally places them in a machine to use them. <span style="font-family: inherit;">And <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">Nestl</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">é, world famous for its Nescafé instant coffee, simply does not have premium coffee brand credentials. </span></span><br />
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If I want a great single-origin coffee that comes with tasting notes, I'll head to one of Melbourne's many superior coffee houses and roasters like Proud Mary, Seven Seeds, St Ali, 65 Degrees, etc... At any one of these, I know the proprietor/roaster/barista has a strong personal interest in how the coffee is sourced, roasted, ground and extracted to achieve a specific result and customer experience.<br />
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By spouting nonsense and failing to focus on the real benefits consumers are seeking, Nespresso is leaving itself increasingly vulnerable to direct competition. The people behind alternative coffee pod system <a href="http://www.caffitalysystem.com.au/" target="_blank">Caffitaly</a> clearly recognise most potential Nespresso users aren't interested in the wankery of customer clubs and membership cards, Alessi accessories and George Clooney on the Mediterranean. In Australia, official Caffitaly capsules are available from the very middle-of-the-road, mass market brands MAP Coffee, Woolworths and Gloria Jeans.<br />
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Even those like me with Nespresso machines are flocking to Nespresso-compatible offers from quality mass-market coffee brands like <a href="http://www.piazzadorolorespresso.com.au/" target="_blank">Piazza D'Oro</a> and <a href="http://capsules.vittoriacoffee.com/store/" target="_blank">Vittoria</a>. Moreover, their coffee is locally roasted and they keep their ranges relatively simple.<br />
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So, <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">Nestl</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt;">é</span>, it's time to cut the crap. They're just coffee pods. Concentrate on what makes your system superior. And sorry George, but that doesn't mean you.<br />
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<br />Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-9566252750106823752015-01-21T12:47:00.001+11:002015-01-21T12:47:57.773+11:00Pulled pork jumps the shark<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Did you know you can now get a <a href="http://www.coffeeclub.com.au/promotions-australian-promotions/australian-promotions/bbq-pulled-pork-burger/" target="_blank">pulled pork burger</a> at The Coffee Club at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westfield_Fountain_Gate" target="_blank">Fountain Gate</a>? That's a chain coffee shop in a shopping mall on Melbourne's outer southeastern suburban fringe, notorious for being the stomping ground of TV uber-bogans <a href="http://kathandkim.com/" target="_blank">Kath and Kim</a> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">(albeit slightly disguised as "Fountain Lakes")</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">. I wonder if they're sourcing the pork from Kel Knight, purveyor of fine meats?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Anyway, I think we can say the whole hip-inner-city-diner-pulled-meat thing has definitely jumped the shark, don't you?</span></span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-82000660720438626372015-01-20T23:35:00.000+11:002015-01-20T23:35:09.865+11:00New chapter in a Mitey strange tale of trade marks<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Social media has <a href="http://mashable.com/2015/01/20/vegemite-crust-pizza-hut/" target="_blank">been buzzing today</a> with the news that Pizza Hut is launching a "Vegemite and cheese" stuffed-crust pizza variety especially for Australia Day.<br />
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I know what you're thinking: "What a great and fitting tribute to our national day." As if our hearts weren't already swollen to bursting with national pride from the absolutely awful <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpZhJcZD2H4" target="_blank">Richie Benaud lamb barbecue ad</a> for Meat and Livestock Australia.<br />
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Anyway, putting aside my cynicism, it's interesting to note that the online ad for this Pizza Hut taste sensation doesn't actually use the word Vegemite or any Vegemite trade marks. Rather, it's called "MITEY Stuffed Crust" and refers only to "Australia's favourite spread".<br />
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Those who are paying attention may recall that there was <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/copyright-battle-looms-over-new-name-for-vegemite-spin-off/story-e6frf7jo-1225784053610" target="_blank">talk of a potential trade mark dispute</a> when a panicked Kraft re-launched its<a href="http://qbrand.blogspot.com.au/2009/09/vegemite-isnack-20-who-is-being-trolled.html" target="_blank"> bizarrely named and disastrous iSnack 2.0</a> as "Cheesybite" in 2009. Coincidentally, it was Pizza Hut who already owned a trade mark for "Cheesy Bites".<br />
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It's not clear what, if any, discussions, correspondence or agreements were entered into between Kraft and Pizza Hut at the time, but today's launch of MITEY Stuffed Crust does make me wonder why there's no explicit reference to Vegemite.Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-55667584209509864362015-01-19T13:13:00.001+11:002015-01-19T13:13:32.434+11:00This brand name left me unmoved<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I saw a moving van over the weekend bearing the name <b>ACCURATE REMOVALS</b>. </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">It seemed like an odd sort of brand name, and it prompted me to wonder what happens when you use a </span><b style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><i>less accurate</i></b><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"> removal company. So h</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">ere are the Top 5 things that came to my mind...</span><br />
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<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">Your furniture is beautifully packed and handled, but delivered to the wrong address.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">On average, 17.3% of items miss the front door entirely and end up in the garden due to inaccuracy.</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">"Melbourne, Australia? Oh wow, we shipped your stuff to Melbourne, Florida!"</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">"Your refrigerator must have expanded in the heat, because we measured this doorway and it was definitely three-and-a-bit handspans."</span></li>
<li><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">"Sorry your stuff's all wet. We misjudged the height of that railway bridge by - I dunno - 20 or 30 centimetres and tore the top off the truck."</span></li>
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Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-25442257049394936312015-01-16T17:59:00.001+11:002015-01-16T17:59:21.318+11:00It's time to re-think and re-brand our "national day"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">It's mid-January, the lamb barbecue ads are back on TV and the stores are filling with tacky green-and-gold merchandise once again. But from a brand authenticity perspective, celebrating something called "Australia Day" on the 26th of January is ever more </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">irrelevant and insulting with each passing year</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">That date marks the proclamation in 1788 of a British penal settlement on Port Jackson in the area known as New South Wales... and the dispossession of its indigenous owners. Australia was NOT "established in 1788" as the T-shirts assert. In fact, the name "Australia" wasn't even officially adopted for the continent until it was suggested by explorer Matthew Flinders and approved by the British Admiralty in 1824. And t</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">he nation we know as "Australia" didn't come into being until Federation on 1 January 1901, when it also gained independence from Britain after decades of political lobbying by early national statesmen like Henry Parkes and Alfred Deakin.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;"><br /></span>
<span style="background-color: white; color: #141823; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19.3199996948242px;">It should be consigned to history, along with rum rations and the lash.</span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-48672464500126788462015-01-06T12:13:00.001+11:002015-01-06T12:15:49.554+11:00Bad copywriting. Kills credibility by up to 99.9%I've <a href="http://qbrand.blogspot.com.au/2014/10/mindless-mildness-from-johnson-johnson.html" target="_blank">written here before</a> about how incongruous it is that therapeutic product claims directed at trained health professionals are subject to a rigorous code endorsed by the ACCC while general consumers - who are much less equipped and able to evaluate such claims - are not afforded the same degree of protection.<br />
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Here's an example of a therapeutic claim - on a bottle of <a href="http://www.colgate.com.au/app/CP/AU/OC/Products/Mouthwash-And-Floss.cvsp" target="_blank">Colgate Plax</a> mouthwash - that not only goes unexplained and unreferenced, but is also written in such a way as to render it nonsensical.<br />
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Just take a moment to consider that top line: <b>KILLS GERMS by up to 99.9%</b>. What does that actually mean?<br />
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Usually, if I see the phrase "Kills germs by...", I expect the rest of the sentence to be about the mechanism of action, for example "Kills germs by inhibiting enzymes involved in protein biosynthesis" or "Kills germs by disrupting cell membrane structure".<br />
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Alternatively, it could be read as claiming that each individual germ is rendered "up to 99.9%" killed. So germs are left at death's door, but not completely dispatched.<br />
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OK, so I think we know what they were trying to say - presumably <b>Kills up to 99.9% of germs</b> - but that's an inherently dodgy claim from which Colgate could easily walk away: "Hey, we only said '<b>up to</b> 99.9% of germs', so if even 10% or 20% of germs survive, we're still OK".<br />
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Hey, Colgate... if you're going to make a health claim, for Pete's sake find someone who knows how to write one.Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-10916543867497831792015-01-05T15:43:00.001+11:002015-01-05T16:06:55.243+11:00McDonald's "reinvigorated" brand vision. I'm not lovin' it.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">One of marketing's major continuing problems is jargon. The fuzzy cloud of meaning around so many bits of marketing terminology continues to grow, fuelling the discipline's generally poor reputation and leaving it perpetually open to ridicule.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">But surely McDonald's, as one of the world's best-known brands and most powerful marketing organisations, must have its shit together when it comes to communicating its marketing strategy clearly to staff and stakeholders...? Apparently not.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">According to <a href="http://adage.com/article/cmo-strategy/mcdonald-s-unveils-brand-vision/296448/" target="_blank">Advertising Age last Friday</a>, McDonald's has just launched a "new brand vision... reigniting the 'I'm lovin' it' theme by introducing a new platform that puts more focus on lovin' with more uplifting content and conversations in the lovin' spirit". Hmmm... that sounds a lot more like an episode of <i>Touched By An Angel</i> than a brand vision.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"> In a carefully-scripted video message, McDonald's Chief Marketing Officer Deborah Wahl manages to cram a career's worth of circular definitions and contradictory marketing buzzphrases into <a href="http://bcove.me/0w1q57n7" target="_blank">just 4 short minutes</a> of twaddle.</span><br />
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Her marketing philosophy, she says, centres on "powerful ideas", because "a powerful idea changes how we think, feel, act and what we do. It's everything." Great. So I waited... and waited... but I didn't ever hear a powerful idea. If there was one, it was buried under piles of empty phrases, picked up and tossed about like discarded hamburger wrappers in the wind.</span><br />
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McDonald's is on "a journey... to change the relationship and the conversation". Which conversation? The one with the person on the other end of the drive-through speaker?</span><br />
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McDonald's will focus on engagement, "knowing that engagement leads to customer experience". Er, no. Customers have an experience whether or not they're engaged.</span><br />
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McDonald's wants to "evolve with our customers"; but while they're evolving, they're also having "an open, transparent dialog(ue) with our customers". Do you want fries with that?</span><br />
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In the age of social media, words like engagement, conversation and dialogue may have become compulsory marketing speak but they're completely worthless unless marketers can clearly define what they mean, how they can be measured and how they are linked to customer value and competitive advantage.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">In the end, despite what Ms Wahl introduces as a "brand transformation", it turns out that the 10-year-old tagline "I'm lovin' it" will remain at the centre of McDonald's positioning and marketing communications.</span><br />
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Sure, there's a cute <a href="http://bcove.me/9awb8kdb" target="_blank">new ad execution from Leo Burnett</a>, suggesting that a bit of lovin' from McDonald's can bring mortal enemies together. But call it what you will - brand transformation, vision, platform, journey - I can't see anything visionary or transformational there. No powerful idea. Nothing supersized.</span><br />
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Just the same old meal deal.</span><br />
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</span> Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-91582323126456577542014-10-28T12:51:00.000+11:002014-10-28T12:57:56.526+11:00Seven News continues to fuel Ebola panic and hate<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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A woman with vague symptoms is admitted appropriately, cautiously and without panic to a top class medical facility in Brisbane for testing and observation. And what picture does Seven News use to illustrate the story online? A disturbing image of people in Hazmat gear dragging a body bag, with no caption to put it in context.<br />
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How ironic that Seven's current series of medical reports by Dr Andrew Rochford is called "Healthy Truth", because the <b>truth</b> about Ebola is the last thing they seem interested in reporting. Ebola is less contagious than flu. It doesn't spread by air. Only those in direct contact with the secretions of someone with Ebola symptoms can catch it.<br />
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It's way past time that Seven and other news organisations did what they are supposed to do... their role and duty in a civilized, modern society. Stop misleading and <b>report the truth</b>. Keep the community <b>informed</b> instead of scared. Give balanced, rational coverage and stop fuelling hateful, xenophobic and racist attitudes like the ones we see exhibited by the morons in the comments on Seven's website and social media pages.<br />
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And if Dr Andrew Rochford wants to be seen seriously as a medical communicator and not just a novelty ("oh look, a real doctor doing current affairs"), he must take a leading role in this.Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-69135740012588035332014-10-20T10:40:00.001+11:002014-10-20T10:40:37.300+11:00Mindless mildness from Johnson & Johnson highlights a double standard<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Have a look at this picture of a common supermarket product and consider the following: In the world of the average consumer, what does "mild" mean? Surely mild is only ever a comparative term - as in "mild, moderate, severe" for grading diseases or "mild, medium, hot" for spices. Can something simply be mild without reference to something else which, by comparison, is not?<br />
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And how do you prove mildness? "Clinically", no less...?<br />
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In the ethical side of its operations - prescription drugs and medical devices - US pharmaceutical giant Johnson & Johnson would never get away with using a hanging, unqualified comparative like "mild" in promotional material targeted at health professionals. The ever stricter Medicines Australia Code of Conduct, authorised by the ACCC, expressly forbids this kind of wording, and their competitors would launch a volley of complaints the moment the package hit the shelves.<br />
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So why is J&J permitted to base its promotion of a consumer product on a vague, meaningless and possibly misleading term, completely unsupported by any attribution to trials or any other form of science? After all, consumers are actually far less able than clinicians to validate and question a claim like "clinically proven mildness".<br />
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Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-35455102777153309732014-09-28T15:26:00.002+10:002015-01-04T14:11:31.183+11:00The facts about Abbott and Endeavour Hills: There was never any threat.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: inherit;">Victoria Police finally confirmed on Friday
that Numan Haider, fatally shot after stabbing two officers in an incident at
Endeavour Hills police station last week, had not been threatening prime
minister Tony Abbott.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: inherit;">Deputy Commissioner Graham Ashton said that
police did not believe there was any current threat to the community, nor was
there ever a threat to the Prime Minister, connected to Mr Haider, <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/men-with-abdul-numan-haider-not-conspiring-to-ambush-officers-20140926-10mg1n.html#ixzz3Ea7LvcX9" target="_blank"><i>The Age </i>reported</a>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">But the horse has bolted. This important clarification
will go largely unnoticed. Many people in the community will remain convinced
that Haider was plotting against Australia's democratically-elected leader on
behalf of fanatical overseas “Jihadist” interests.</span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: inherit;">How did the “threats against the PM” story
start and how was it propagated? It all seems to have started very vaguely, via
that time-honoured <a href="http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-23/one-person-shot-dead-two-stabbed-endeavour-hills/5764408" target="_blank">journalists’ trick of saying “we understand”</a> when referring
to a rumour:</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;">Victoria
Police Assistant Commissioner Luke Cornelius would not go into detail
about why they wanted to speak to the man, but the ABC understands he had made
threats against Prime Minister Tony Abbott.</span></i></blockquote>
<span style="font-family: inherit;">A later News Limited story <a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/islamic-extremist-shot-dead-two-police-officers-stabbed-outside-endeavour-hills-police-station-in-victoria/story-fni0cx12-1227068366594?nk=c4a64edb9e23892bc44f954fb01de4ab" target="_blank">under the byline of Simon Benson</a> actually clarified that the threats were only in the
heat of the moment, at the time of incident:</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;">Witnesses
said he (Haider) made verbal threats against Prime Minister Tony Abbott then
stabbed both officers.</span></i></blockquote>
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;">Senior
intelligence sources confirmed the attacker had made threats against the PM moments before a local police
officer drew his gun and shot him dead.</span></i></blockquote>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: inherit;">But subtly, that fact is twisted later in
the story – without any source being cited – to imply that Haider had made
previous threats against the prime minister and that THIS was why security
agencies had been watching him:</span><br />
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man was under surveillance for having allegedly made threats against the PM.</span></i></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Clearly this is just plain wrong, and very poor
journalism. There is no evidence that Haider ever threatened the PM prior to
the incident at Endeavour Hills.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">And what about the oft-repeated line that
Haider had been tracking Tony Abbott, with the obvious implication that the
young man had been planning some kind of attack? This also appears to have
taken hold, without any corroboration.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Early in the evolution of the story, some media outlets
quoted the ABC as saying that "<i>the 18-year-old Muslim extremist had been
researching Prime Minister Tony Abbott's movements</i>", taking particular interest
in his plans to travel to Melbourne in coming months. I’ve looked and I can’t
find any original source for this. However, on Friday, <a href="http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/terrorist-numan-haider-googled-tony-abbotts-movements-before-being-shot-dead-in-melbourne/story-fnihsrf2-1227070818318?nk=c4a64edb9e23892bc44f954fb01de4ab" target="_blank">News Limited outlets were reporting</a> that this “research” consisted of a Google search and had
happened at some time in the past:</span></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: inherit;">Haider’s
passport was cancelled after authorities discovered he had done a Google search
to try to find out when Prime Minister Tony Abbott would visit Melbourne and
where he planned to go.</span></i></blockquote>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Then on Saturday, without citing any
source, Gerard Henderson in <a href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/abc-must-present-both-sides-of-the-debate-on-terrorism/story-fnkqo7i5-1227072052375?nk=c4a64edb9e23892bc44f954fb01de4ab" target="_blank">an opinion piece in </a><i><a href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/columnists/abc-must-present-both-sides-of-the-debate-on-terrorism/story-fnkqo7i5-1227072052375?nk=c4a64edb9e23892bc44f954fb01de4ab" target="_blank">The Australian</a> </i>stated baldly that "<i>Evidence has emerged that Haider was
tracking the movements of senior politicians, including Tony Abbott"</i>. What
evidence is that, Mr Henderson?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">In fact, <a href="http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/no-conspiracy-to-ambush-vic-officers-cops/story-fn3dxiwe-1227071406341" target="_blank">a story in <i>The Australian</i> the previous day</a>, again quoting Deputy Commissioner Graham Ashton, reported that Australian
Federal Police were <b><i>still looking into whether </i></b>Haider
researched Prime Minister Tony Abbott's movements and that the AFP did not have
any "specific" information about potential threats to Mr Abbott.</span></div>
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Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-56150231870498278492014-09-08T13:00:00.001+10:002014-09-08T13:00:12.736+10:00Strip clashes: Why can't the AFL get it right?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Yesterday's AFL Elimination Final between Port Adelaide and Richmond was hard to watch, and not only because of Richmond's painful performance. I found that the combination of bright sun and deep shade at the Adelaide Oval plus the confusingly similar strips of the teams made for very difficult TV viewing. And I simply couldn't understand why that was the case, when the issue of a strip clash had been raised and - I thought - settled during the week, with the unusual decision to allow Port to wear its traditional SANFL "prison bars" stripes. Yet again, the AFL got it wrong, and it continues to set itself up for failure by not having a simple, fail-safe strip policy.<br />
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Some teams and supporters seem to be stuck in the 1950s with the concept of black shorts for the home team and white shorts for the visitors. But that harks back to an era when every team had its own home ground. The concept of "home" and "away" games is meaningless in 2014 - the vast majority of AFL games are played at a ground where neither team is actually at "home" - yet the AFL seems to be gutless about dragging these laggards into the 21st century.<br />
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It's actually pretty simple. Teams don't need a "home strip" and an "away strip" as well as a "clash strip" - that's just unnecessarily complicated and confusing. I'm not a neuropsychologist, but I know that it's a basic precept of visual cognition that the eye and brain differentiate objects more rapidly and easily when they <b><i>contrast</i></b>. This applies to players as much as it does to spectators and TV viewers, although the limitations of image capture and reproduction make it even more crucial for TV audiences.<br />
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To maximise contrast in every game, <b><i>every AFL team needs just two strips</i></b> - one predominantly dark and one predominantly light. Forget the irrelevant "home" and "away" shorts - the colour of the shorts goes with whether the strip is predominantly dark or light. Let the home team choose first, or toss for it. And AFL teams should be forced to comply with the light/dark protocol. If they dig their heels in, they will be continuing to damage the game as a whole. While we're at it, guernsey designers should forget fancy swooshes and ribbons and stylised animals - just stick to traditional stripes, sashes, hoops and yokes. From a few rows back or on TV, you can't tell whether that's a majestic swooping brown hawk on the jumper or just a big skid mark.<br />
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Why Richmond and Port Adelaide couldn't have played yesterday in the colours they're wearing in the picture above is beyond me. Port had a huge home ground advantage anyway - what difference could it possibly have made what colour shorts they were wearing?<br />
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Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-80357589246260943712014-09-07T15:01:00.002+10:002015-01-04T14:12:49.902+11:00The Marlboro Man and the Australian Open<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; font-family: inherit; line-height: 20px;">It might be hard for some younger people to imagine, but in the early 1980s the Australian Open tennis tournament (then held at Kooyong Stadium each December) was sponsored by Marlboro cigarettes. In fact, they were the "naming rights" sponsor, and the tournament was widely referred to in the media as the Marlboro Australian Open.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; line-height: 20px;">Activists and supporters from organisations opposed to tobacco marketing and sponsorship, including Action on Smoking and Health (ASH), the Movement Opposed to the Promotion of Unhealthy Products (MOP-UP) and Billboard-Utilising Graffitists Against Unhealthy Promotions (BUGA UP) organised effective protests on Glenferrie Road opposite the stadium, with a simulated "marble row" of headstones and a giant inflatable cigarette, easily visible from the South Eastern Freeway (now Monash/CityLink).</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; line-height: 20px;">As part of a growing movement against tobacco </span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; line-height: 20px;">sponsorship of sport at the time, I wrote and performed this song on community radio station <a href="http://www.3cr.org.au/" target="_blank">3CR's</a> Health Show. It's my one and only "protest song"...<br /><br /><i>The Marlboro Man rode on out from the range<br />With his profits distending his belly,<br />And he cunningly thought, if he sponsored some sport<br />He could still get his ads on the telly.<br /><br />So he went down to Kooyong and laid out some cash -<br />Just a pittance for someone so wealthy -<br />And he said, with a cough: "If this really pays off,<br />It might even make smoking look healthy."<br /><br />He said: "Get me the best tennis players on Earth -<br />I want McEnroe, Borg, Gerulaitis!<br />It'll be so damn good, I'd play myself if I could...<br />But I can't - I've got heart disease, lung cancer, emphysema... and chronic bronchitis."</i></span></span><br />
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #37404e; display: inline; line-height: 20px;">Eventually the Victorian government acted, not only to end tobacco sponsorship of sport, but to fund sporting clubs and healthy activities using revenue collected from tobacco taxes, via the <a href="http://www.vichealth.vic.gov.au/Publications/VicHealth-General-Publications/The-Story-of-VH-A-world-first-in-health-promotion.aspx" target="_blank">Victorian Health Promotion Foundation (VicHealth)</a>, the first of its kind in the world.</span></span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-51988042215475923052014-09-03T12:44:00.000+10:002014-09-03T12:45:32.336+10:00Kmart and BWM bowdlerise a classic hit for TV<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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With the aim of extending the feel of its <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FodcqwbLYg" target="_blank">"Bom Bom" campaign of 2013</a>, featuring the music track of that name by Sam and the Womp, Kmart Australia has recently launched a new TV ad. Here's how their agency BWM explains it:<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">BWM Melbourne's new spot for Kmart shows how irresistible value feels, by celebrating and sharing the 'Kmart feeling' that transforms low-price products into a wonderland for the imagination.The spot features track 'The Clapping Song' by Shirley Ellis.</span></blockquote>
It's a pleasant enough ad, if a bit derivative of the kind of thing Bonds has been doing for a number of years. But something about it has bothered me from the start. Although the agency claims <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s_iWk8yD6U" target="_blank">on its YouTube channel</a> that the ad features 'The Clapping Song' by Shirley Ellis, the lyrics have clearly been changed from that familiar classic hit of the 1960s without acknowledgment.<br />
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For some unknown reason, it's been <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bowdler" target="_blank">bowdlerised</a>. Here's how the Kmart version goes, with the original lyrics in brackets:<br />
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<i>Three, six, nine</i><br />
<i>The goose drank lime (wine)</i><br />
<i>The monkey chewed tomato (tobacco)</i><br />
<i>On the streetcar line</i><br />
<i>The line broke</i><br />
<i>The monkey got woke (choked)</i><br />
<i>And they all went together (to heaven)</i><br />
<i>In a little row boat.</i><br />
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Unnecessary? Over the top? Political correctness gone mad? I can only guess that advertiser and agency are trying to avoid any possibility of complaints to the Advertising Standards Board about inappropriate references to alcohol and tobacco consumption and a fatal public transport accident.<br />
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Anyway, please enjoy the original (also covered by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmpykW-IfY" target="_blank">The Belle Stars</a> in the 1980s) in all its offensive glory...<br />
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<br />Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-21271591689292136252014-08-31T17:17:00.000+10:002014-09-01T01:18:33.842+10:00Toyota Klanger: Worst-ever rock song adaptation for advertising?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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With the footy season reaching the pointy end, we're sure to see a lot more advertising from Toyota, official sponsors of the AFL Premiership. Sadly, that will mean many more exposures of the horrendous current <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWrBDs-SlOI" target="_blank">30-second TVC</a> for Toyota's large family 4WD, the Kluger. This ad is based on what must be the worst-ever adaptation of a popular song as an advertising jingle. Think of the much-loved Creedence Clearwater Revival song "Down On The Corner", then read these lyrics:<br />
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<i>Early morning netball</i><br />
<i>It's sideline coffee time</i><br />
<i>The boys begin stretching</i><br />
<i>Soccer's next, let's ride</i><br />
<i>Need another latte</i><br />
<i>To cheer on the team</i><br />
<i>Dad and the four kids exhausted</i><br />
<i>Mum will be up for a week.</i><br />
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Unbelievably clunky, unfunny and far from clever. Add a half-hearted and poorly-enunciated vocal performance and every visual clich<span style="font-family: Cambria; font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Cambria; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">é </span>about "soccer moms" and WASP families you can think of, and you have an absolute shocker of an ad.<br />
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Is this really the best creative idea Toyota's agency Saatchi & Saatchi could come up with to differentiate the Kluger from its competitors? Apparently they reckon a lame anecdote about Mum drinking too much latte is something the target audience will relate to and find funny and appealing, in a way that helps build preference for Kluger.<br />
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Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-39403094081895103742013-09-04T13:44:00.002+10:002013-09-04T13:52:13.134+10:00Political parties: Forget "message". Try vision, values and leadership<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">With three days to go, I've pretty much given up hope. But reflecting on this excruciatingly awful 2013 Federal Election campaign, I still can't help wishing for the impossible... a glimpse of vision from a political leader somewhere.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Ask a party leader why we should vote for him/her and the answer is inevitably framed narrowly, with reference to the other parties. Even the Greens pretty much go with "Because we're not them...".</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Surely a better question is "Why do you want to lead us?" Forget the other parties and tell us what you and your mob actually believe in. What are your fundamental values? What motivates you? What's your vision for the nation?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Both major parties are so often heading down the same cynical path on issues like asylum seekers and climate change that we can no longer rely on observed actions and stated policies as a guide to their values and beliefs. Yet I think we crave something more meaningful.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">To extend this a little, and with reference to what I do for organisations (businesses and not-for-profits), it continues to puzzle me why political parties spend massive amounts on communications and "message" consultants, researchers and pollsters, but apparently fail to work internally on their core strategy first.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px;">Put simply, message doesn't drive meaning. What I consistently tell marketers is that they must identify or decide what it is they really stand for FIRST, before they even think about the implications for communication. I don't see why the parties that aspire to govern us should do things any differently.</span><br />
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On Triple R FM's <a href="http://www.rrr.org.au/program/breakfasters/" target="_blank">Breakfasters</a> this morning, Stew Farrell was lightly ridiculing a newspaper story about advertising targeted to children when something curious happened. His co-presenters, Fee B-Squared and Lorin Clarke, seemed to become quite uncomfortable at Stew's repeated naming of the breakfast cereal brand Coco Pops (which was the subject of the story) and effectively truncated the discussion, even though it was absolutely clear that he was responding to a news item and this was in no way a case of "cash for comment".<br />
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The idea that mentioning brand names is somehow unpleasant or distasteful in non-commercial media is quite widespread. I've written here before about the <a href="http://qbrand.blogspot.com.au/2007/03/its-time-abc-named-names.html" target="_blank">ABC's unworkable and, at times, hypocritical "no brands" policy</a>. But I haven't previously detected the same attitude among public broadcasters.<br />
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Let's be sensible about this: brands are a cultural reality. Like it or not, brands are one of the ways in which we make sense of contemporary Western life. It's almost impossible to discuss anything important or meaningful in our lives without mentioning a brand or, usually, numerous brands. Our memories are often linked to, and activated by, brands, brand names and advertising jingles. We don't do it consciously and we certainly don't do it in expectation of a commercial reward. Notwithstanding often valid critiques in works like "<a href="http://www.naomiklein.org/no-logo" target="_blank">No Logo</a>", brands are here to stay.<br />
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And just because it's a breakfast cereal or an unhealthy product doesn't mean a brand is unworthy of discussion on public radio. 3CR's Health Show was very actively involved in fighting - and ending - Marlboro's sponsorship of the Australian Open Tennis Championships in the early 1980s.<br />
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After all, Triple R is a brand, too. Its pivotal role in Melbourne culture over nearly 40 years is inextricably linked to numerous commercial brands: music venues, record labels, bands, festivals, cafes, TV shows. Silencing brands would be doing a disservice to the culture of the city Triple R serves so well.<br />
<br />Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-41765897047132814242013-05-15T12:56:00.000+10:002013-05-16T07:22:49.405+10:00Blurred vision and pointless positioningMore than a decade ago, while waiting for my visitor's pass at the gatehouse of the Australian HQ of a multinational pharmaceutical company, I noticed a new sign proclaiming their vision. It was so extraordinarily bad that it remains imprinted on my mind to this day. It read:<br />
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<i>Achieving together to lead in healthcare.</i></blockquote>
It was a classic example of the sort of vision statement that can only be written by a committee. Ugly to read and say. So cautious as to be incomprehensible. Undifferentiating. Uninspired and uninspiring.<br />
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<i>Achieving</i> what? <i>Achieving to lead</i>? What does that even mean?<br />
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A vision statement is supposed to give employees, customers and stakeholders an unequivocal and inspiring view of what makes your organisation unique and how it aims to make the world a better place. Seeing such a hopelessly ill-directed and badly written statement made me think no-one was in charge and no-one really knew what the company was on about. Its performance in subsequent years tends to suggest perhaps that was indeed the case.<br />
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I was reminded of that pharma classic today when I saw a slogan carefully signwritten on the side of a smart-looking utility vehicle bearing the name of an air conditioning maintenance firm. It read:<br />
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<i>Partners of first choice.</i></blockquote>
A positioning statement is supposed to define the ways in which you would like customers to perceive your offer as different and distinctive compared with those of your competitors. But this one is also meaningless and uninspired.<br />
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Being seen as a <i>partner</i> rather than a supplier is every service provider's aim. There's nothing new or distinctive about that - it's old news, as stale and hackneyed as saying you offer <i>solutions</i>. And being <i>first choice</i> is surely the goal of every provider of air conditioning services - they probably differ only in terms of which customer segment they decide to target.<br />
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My point is, if you are going to bother telling the world what you stand for, make it count.<br />
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If you lack the internal resources to work through it and develop something distinctive and meaningful, then seek outside assistance. And if your consultant comes up with twaddle like <i>Achieving together to lead in healthcare</i>, then sack him/her and get someone who knows how to develop insights, capture ideas and make words work.Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-44750021730553426962013-02-19T15:14:00.000+11:002013-02-19T15:14:57.546+11:00Give polls a chance. Or STFU.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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We all know there's a problem with political polls. Every time a new poll is published, we have 24 hours of headlines, questions shouted at politicians at every doorstop, denials, pundits attributing causes to every "dip" or "surge" and the polls themselves dismissed as meaningless or "dodgy". But the fault isn't usually with the poll. Here are just a few reasons why:<br />
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<li><b>Political polls are conducted transparently and with robust, documented, methodology</b>. Poll methodology is typically provided (if the media organisations or critics care to ask for it) along with the findings. Indeed, it's in the interests of market research companies to provide details of their methodology in order to support the credibility of their findings. It's just that the media and others aren't usually that interested. Of course there are technical flaws and merits in every approach - pollsters and psephologists may argue at length among themselves about methods and significance, but you'll rarely see those arguments played out in the mainstream media. Margins of error are also provided; but they too attract scant attention while tiny changes in voting percentage are discussed <i>ad nauseam</i>.</li>
<li><b>Stated intention today is not a reliable predictor of future behaviour</b>. This is very well documented in the academic marketing literature - all sorts of factors have been shown to have the potential to cause the consumer not to follow through with his or her intention. A poll that asks "If a Federal election were held today..." sets up an artificial situation, making it even less likely to be a good predictor of the future. Even with the best design - and the best will - the findings of such a poll can only be used as a very rough guide to what might happen in the (impossible) event of an election being held today.</li>
<li><span style="text-align: center;"><b>Local factors may significantly alter intentions</b>. Voting involves a complex process - it's very different from answering a phone call or completing a survey online. For example, a significant proportion of those who provide opinion poll answers probably have no clear understanding of who their local candidates are, or will be, at a future Federal election. What if I told the pollsters that I intended to vote Liberal but when I eventually see the picture of the Liberal candidate on the How to Vote card, I don't like the look of him or her? Or I was intending to vote Labor but I recognise the Greens candidate as a former local Councillor who did some good things for the community? These may be small effects, but when countless column inches are devoted to differences of 1 or 2 per cent, they may well be very relevant.</span></li>
<li><b>Correlation does not equal causation</b>. A movement in poll numbers - even a change that falls within the margin or error and thus can't even be thought of as a "real" change - invariably provokes a flood of analysis seeking to explain its cause. No change in voting intention should ever be attributed to any specific piece of political business - an announcement, a scandal, a photo op or a fuck-up - based on a piece of descriptive research like an opinion poll. Only a properly-controlled piece of <b>causal</b> research, where the impact of one particular factor can be investigated while others are controlled for, can provide strong evidence of causation; for example, was voting intention statistically significantly different among those who had seen a particular speech or interview, as compared with those who hadn't? Even then, there might well be confounders - people who saw the speech might be better informed about politics than those who didn't and this might be related to their long-term voting intentions.</li>
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My point is, when polls are discussed, dissected and ultimately despised, don't dismiss the research as "dodgy" unless you've examined and understood the methodology. To put it bluntly, don't blame the polls or the pollsters - blame the pollies and the press.</div>
Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-27218150000154242702012-11-09T17:35:00.000+11:002012-11-09T17:38:34.642+11:00How conservatives and bigots delude themselves - and their followers - about history<br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: inherit;">I don't normally get political here, but the reaction of some conservatives in the US to the re-election of Barack Obama has been absolutely astonishing, sometimes even to the point of being hilarious. And there's something worth reflecting on about the extent to which a strong belief and identification with a brand like conservatism can completely change the way someone looks at the world. Even undisputed facts, history and science.</span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">As commentator <a href="http://gawker.com/5958890/rachel-maddow-has-last-word-on-election-night-2012-conservative-humiliation-good-for-this-country" target="_blank">Rachel Maddow puts it</a>, <span style="line-height: 22px;">the conservative movement is "stuck in a vacuum sealed, door locked, spin cycle of telling each other what makes them feel good, and denying the factual, lived truth of the world".</span></span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;"><span style="line-height: 21px;">Conservative political pundit Pat Buchanan</span><span style="line-height: 21px;"> claimed this week that <a href="http://dailycurrant.com/2012/11/07/buchanan-white-america-dead/" target="_blank">Obama's re-election has "killed White America"</a>. And then, in support of that contention and acknowledging that "of course" he thinks whites are better than other people, he claimed that </span></span><span style="background-color: white;">"Anything worth doing on this Earth was done first by white people." Buchanan then cited examples that prove exactly what Maddow says - conservatives are living in some kind of "truth bubble" of their own making.</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">"Who climbed Mount Everest?" Buchanan asked rhetorically. "White people."</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">Er, maybe half right at best. Tenzing Norgay (a Nepali Sherpa) was right there on the summit with Hillary, and numerous Sherpas were an integral part of the team that made the first successful ascent.</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">"Who invented paper?" asked Pat. "White people."</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">Wrong again, Pat. Papermaking was invented in China and spread through the Middle East to medieval Europe in the 13th century.</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">"Who discovered algebra? White people."</span></span><br />
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</span> <span style="background-color: white;">Sorry, Pat. Strike three and you're out. The roots of algebra can be traced to the ancient Babylonians and the word comes from Arabic. There's even a clue in that the word starts with "al".</span></span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-4836089735883130252012-08-02T22:02:00.002+10:002012-08-02T22:04:38.508+10:00How symbols lose their meaning...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you've seen much of the London 2012 Olympics so far, especially online or print coverage, you'll almost certainly have seen a pic of a medal winner biting his or her piece of bling. It took me just a few minutes to find the images above; no doubt many thousands of pics like these have been taken already, just a few days into competition.<br />
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The origins of the tradition of biting the medal are well known: gold is a soft metal, and biting on a coin (or medal) could establish its authenticity or purity. No doubt the first athlete to do it was making a spontaneous and genuine gesture of amused disbelief ("Wow! Have I really won gold?!"). A few more athletes imitate the first, and it remains something the athletes own. But then the press pack get a hold of it, and the spontaneity and meaning are lost.<br />
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Aesthetically, it now almost always looks ugly and ridiculous; many of the medallists look uncomfortable or at best bemused. They are clearly being <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/video/why-olympians-bite-medals-221316431.html" target="_blank">coaxed by photographers</a> to do it.<br />
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But when even silver and bronze medallists are being bullied into making what is now a meaningless gesture, it has clearly lost its meaning and become just another stupid journalistic cliche.<br />
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<br />Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-90704725862562977162012-07-14T22:43:00.000+10:002012-07-15T11:46:20.632+10:00The trouble with “content marketing”<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoSVOJAXaSiDJE9gSgWQZlQ6bbs2Gcb0XK5MInUa_wTN2G2stxRyx3lhtm_kbOooGRyAeUnxab-DkvL_4nu5niI6KRy8MNROjxSLYgVGqZ8Dr5fqqtQlxMrz_2VkY7RvVkAOpS-Q/s1600/content+provider.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoSVOJAXaSiDJE9gSgWQZlQ6bbs2Gcb0XK5MInUa_wTN2G2stxRyx3lhtm_kbOooGRyAeUnxab-DkvL_4nu5niI6KRy8MNROjxSLYgVGqZ8Dr5fqqtQlxMrz_2VkY7RvVkAOpS-Q/s320/content+provider.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">I had no idea, but apparently I’ve worked in “content marketing” for more than 20 years. Of course, it wasn’t called that when I started my career in a marketing communications agency specialising in one of the most information-intensive promotional contexts imaginable: marketing prescription pharmaceuticals to GPs and specialists.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">No-one mentioned “content marketing” when we pitched, developed and published custom newsletters, journals, symposium proceedings and product monographs on behalf of big pharmaceutical companies.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">It wasn’t called “content marketing” when we developed and ran third party-accredited case study programs to support the launch of a new class of drugs, or when I sat in a hotel room at an international congress writing overnight newsletters highlighting the important clinical implications of a new multicentre trial, to be faxed to Australian doctors the next morning.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">And it wasn’t called “content marketing” when I ghost wrote opinion pieces for business publications or prepared a CEO’s “From my desk” column for customer newsletters.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">But these are all examples of targeted strategic communications designed and executed to meet very clear communication objectives, driven by marketing strategy.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">Worryingly, much of what I read about content marketing seems to put the current vogue for “content” way ahead of the “marketing” bit. I’ve seen countless blog posts from content “experts” with “10 Great Ideas for Content” and "Tips for Content", as though sheer quantity matters more than purpose and relevance. It's worse still when</span><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><a href="http://mashable.com/2011/12/02/content-marketing-tips-2/" style="background-color: white;" target="_blank">one of these gurus describes content marketing as a "strategy"</a><span style="background-color: white;"> </span><span style="background-color: white;">in its own right, and claims it's "cost-effective and easy"... without any evidence. And the content marketing buzz seems to value <a href="http://www.contentmarketinginstitute.com/education/ultimate-ebook-100-content-marketing-examples/" target="_blank">examples of how to generate content</a> over actual case studies demonstrating true marketing effectiveness and ROI.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">I’ve learned over the years to be very wary of any new fad that puts a word in front of “marketing”. Marketing is marketing. Buzzwords, new communications channels and marketing gurus come and go, but the fundamentals of marketing remain. “Content marketing” is <b><i>not</i></b> a new kind of marketing. At best, it’s about some new communication tools; at worst, it’s putting the cart before the horse.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">And I really dislike the word “content”. It carries connotations of a communications space or void that simply needs to be filled, as though a novelist told her publisher “Here’s my 500-page novel, now I just have to develop the content”. By extension, the people who come up with “content” run the very real risk of being seen as merely “content providers”. There’s nothing inherent in the term “content marketing” that gives the content provider (or “Chief Content Officer” – ugh!) credit for having an understanding of marketing strategy or skills in writing and commercial creativity, or that imbues the content with a specific strategic purpose.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">As I've suggested above, “content” in marketing is as old as the hills, and not just in areas like pharma marketing. Long before the web and Facebook, FMCG marketers seeking ways to increase the range of customer usage occasions put coupons for recipe books on their packages: every Chocolate Ripple Cake made in the suburbs meant two extra packs of Arnott’s Choc Ripple biscuits sold. Young stamp collectors were encouraged to join the Junior Philatelists’ Club and get the quarterly Stamp News. These are classic examples of what today would be called “content”, but driven by clear objectives that can be linked to real measures of success.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">Remember that marketing is about value. If your content doesn’t help you create superior customer value and hence confer competitive advantage, then what’s the point? And if your content is really valued so highly by your customers, then why are you giving it away to your competitors and their customers too?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">Moreover, creating and disseminating quality content has real costs or, at the very least, opportunity costs even if you sit at your desk and do it yourself.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US">Everyone involved in planning, designing, developing and delivering content must know why each piece of content is being created, captured or curated and where it fits strategically. To be more specific, which customers and what customer behaviours is the content intended to influence, and how? And, in a world chock full of content, why should the customer pay attention to <b><i>yours</i></b>?</span></div><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 12pt;">Just because we have new social media to play with doesn’t mean marketers, PR practitioners, “content engineers” or whatever we’re being called this week can ignore the fundamentals of marketing and marketing communications.</span>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-16296776191244018462012-05-09T12:21:00.004+10:002012-05-09T17:25:35.335+10:00Nothing warm or funny about Dawn French spruiking for Coles<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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In July 2009, along with thousands of other Melburnians of a certain age, I queued up on a cold St Kilda night to see celebrated British comedy duo French & Saunders at the Palais Theatre as part of their "farewell" tour. The show was a relatively safe "best of" collection of sketches, and the Palais wasn't the ideal venue (far too big for their style of comedy), but it felt like we were there to pay affectionate homage as much as to be entertained.</div>
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Never in a million years could I have guessed that Dawn French's next major appearance in Australia would be in a truly awful ad campaign for the Coles supermarket chain's re-vamped "Fly Buys" loyalty program.<br />
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I've always thought of Dawn French as one of Britain's more socially-attuned comedians, since her days as part of the Comic Strip working with the likes of Adrian Edmonson, Rik Mayall and Alexei Sayle in the 1980s. It strikes me as particularly odd, then, that she would sign on to front a "loyalty" (read "profit-maximizing") program for one of a cosy pair of duopolists whose immense market power and savage pricing policies are widely held to be matters of serious concern by everyone from the <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/business/dob-in-your-supermarket-accc-tells-suppliers-20120220-1tjqh.html" target="_blank">ACCC</a> to <a href="http://www.theage.com.au/national/coles-price-cuts-rattle-mps-20120131-1qrhs.html" target="_blank">the National Farmers' Federation and Prime Minister Gillard</a>.<br />
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While I don't expect someone like French to keep abreast of issues in Australian consumer economics and and trade practices, I'd have thought that she (or someone advising her) should at least have sussed out the situation with a view to gauging public sentiment and likely audience response before signing on. It's pretty fair to say that Coles is not regarded with the same affection as French is by most consumers... or at least as French <b><i>was</i></b>.<br />
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And the allegedly humorous scripts for the TVCs themselves - including a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjF4czK1xhw" target="_blank">FlyBuys teaser</a> and an <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFfmvPbtmj4" target="_blank">introduction to the My5</a> deal - must make them about the unfunniest things with which Dawn French has ever associated herself.<br />
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Look, it's not enough simply to put Dawn French on camera and tell her to be wacky and crazy. Her very significant body of work over more than three decades has been based on exceptional comedy writing, but there's none of that in evidence in this campaign. Her delivery just seems manic, as if the director believed that louder and wackier must necessarily be funnier. And her <a href="http://youtu.be/dk8i-sgzztA" target="_blank">flirting with Curtis Stone</a> completely lacks the qualities she brought to the screen as Geraldine, the Vicar of Dibley (sensitively written for her by Richard Curtis and his collaborators).<br />
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And I am really struggling to follow Coles' strategy in choosing to parachute Dawn French in to tell Australians why they should be more loyal to Coles. She's likeable, sure, but just how does a wealthy, successful English woman with a <a href="http://www.findaproperty.com/displaystory.aspx?edid=00&salerent=0&storyid=23494" target="_blank">40-room mansion in Cornwall</a> relate to the average Australian suburban supermarket shopper?<br />
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Overall, the whole thing makes me very disappointed. I certainly think no more highly of Coles and its loyalty program as a result of of the ads... and, sadly, I think a lot less of Dawn French for having done them.<br />
<br />Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-8070429025798865802012-05-09T11:10:00.000+10:002012-05-09T11:10:41.668+10:00The QBrand QBlog rises again!It's long overdue but, after a period of excessive attention to Twitter, I have decided to concentrate on some lengthier posts here, reviving a blog that had been my main outlet since around 2006.<br />
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So here goes. I've greased up the paddles and the defibrillator is charging. Now stand clear...!Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25747889.post-50980496643805571592011-08-28T13:10:00.008+10:002011-08-28T14:05:35.171+10:00Rexona brand extension madness: It's the pits<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtH-mZKtpfDXH04-vJ1wFE9wCWVpwow7HU1T6V1jmANKbG7UNMFkhEw_zbhjfsJx6bZEL4RXToVwNXupCH8D7iWRn5-5VVf_ClDY2PtDE1soK0I62rmwqhGy8FEzMHUQRvQkPvNQ/s1600/Rexona+quantum+forces.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtH-mZKtpfDXH04-vJ1wFE9wCWVpwow7HU1T6V1jmANKbG7UNMFkhEw_zbhjfsJx6bZEL4RXToVwNXupCH8D7iWRn5-5VVf_ClDY2PtDE1soK0I62rmwqhGy8FEzMHUQRvQkPvNQ/s320/Rexona+quantum+forces.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5645751649049035474" /></a>A couple of years ago, Unilever's Rexona brand of deodorant had one "For Men" product variant. It came packaged in black, the standard colour for men's toiletries.
<br />Now, like tall Daleks, Rexona For Men line extensions have taken over the deodorant shelf in the supermarket, apparently massing for some kind of attack and chanting "ANTI-PER-SPI-RATE... ANTI-PER-SPI-RATE...".</div><div>
<br />At Woolies yesterday, I counted at least <b>nine</b> different Rexonas For Men. Problem is, I had no idea which one might be right for me. When it comes to shampoos and conditioners or shaving products, we're used to self-identifying as "dry", "sensitive", "damaged", "oily" or "coloured" (as in hair), but Rexona gives us little to go on when it comes to categorising our armpits. All products appeared to contain the same ingredients and each boasted the same 48-hour protection.</div><div>
<br />Among the variants I considered were:<div><ul><li><b>Original</b> - Possible. I do still have my original armpits... and the hair</li><li><b>Extreme</b> - Well, I can be a bit extreme at times, but I wouldn't say my armpits were</li><li><b>Sensitive</b> - I'm a softy at heart, but not sure about my underarms</li><li><b>Ice Cool</b> - To match my cool personality or to chill my axilla? </li><li><b>Extra Cool</b> - For when "Ice Cool" just isn't cool enough, apparently. Liquid nitrogen...?</li><li><b>V8</b> - With the freshness of high octane fuel, or maybe a lubricant to make the arm move more freely?</li><li><b>Sport</b> - Hmmm, not exactly me. At least that's one I could rule out.</li></ul><div>But Rexona For Men <b><i>Quantum </i></b>and <b><i>Forces</i></b> left me even more puzzled. These brand extensions are neither trying to evoke the kind of man (or armpit) to which they were targeted, nor to describe the effect they might have when used. I have no idea what "Quantum" might mean (other than a geeky science show on ABC TV) and "Forces" sounds like the name of a soap opera.</div></div><div>This is a serious marketing issue - every new product variant costs money to manufacture, package, distribute and promote. Too many variants can confuse consumers (as it did with me), with the risk that they will flee to a competitor whose brand and product architecture is easier to navigate and understand. As a brand strategy consultant, I had to ask the obvious question - how could the gains Unilever was hoping for by flooding the men's deodorant market with bizarre variants outweigh the costs of launching and maintaining all of these different sub-brands?</div><div>Finally, I came up with a theory that might explain it. Maybe Unilever is being euphemistic. Maybe by using the words "quantum" and "forces" they are trying to tell us these Rexona products are... er... "intimate" deodorants for men.</div><div>So I bought them both. I intend to spray some Quantum on my sweaty quantum and use Forces to make sure my forces are always fresh.</div>Stephen Downeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03778937627197478831noreply@blogger.com0